If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee- what would
you do? Here is one analysis:
1.The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe
2.The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee
3.The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away
4.The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect
5.The Israeli:
* Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese
* Screams that his security is in peril
* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee
* Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate
attacks with weapons of mass insects
* Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, Attacks on
Human Rights, Ani-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus,
Descrimination against Noah's Ark
* Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air
or landing in coffee cups
* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and
electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians,
kills or maims anyone in his way.
* Imposes more military aid on the American
* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another
cup of coffee
* Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation
Tuesday, 27 February 2007
Which Type of Woman is Your Girlfriend
INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access.
SERVER woman: always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a
thing right, but none can live without her.
POWERPOINT woman: only Bill Gates has the will to use
her more than half an hour.
EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot of things but
you mostly use her for your four basical needs.
WORD woman: she has always a surprise reserved for
you, but none in the world is able to fully understand
it.
DOS woman: everyone had her at least once, but none
wants her anymore.
BACKUP woman: you have always believed that she had
everything you need, but when the " X-hour" comes,
you find out that she has always missed something.
VIRUS woman: also known as " wife" ; when you are not
expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all
your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will
lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you
will lose everything.
SCANDISK woman: you know that she is good and that she
only wants to help you, but you never know what she is
really doing for that.
SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for anything, but
at least she is fun!
RAM woman: she forgets everything you say when you
disconnect her.
HARD-DISK woman: she remembers everythings, FOREVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman: she makes horrible things look
beutifull.
MICROSOFT woman: she wants to have the domination over
all the men she meets, and she tries to convince them
that this is the best thing for them. She will do her
best to make you fight against the other women and
promises you that you will have everything you want if
you will give her your address book. Before you will
find it out, she will be the only one in your life. It
will come the day you will need her permission to
open your refrigerator or to start your car.
PASSWORD woman: you believe to be the only one knowing
her, but in reality all the world does....
MP3 woman: everybody wants to take her...
MONITOR woman: She makes life looks more shining.
CD-ROM woman: she is always faster and faster.
DATAWAREHOUSING woman: she keeps you informed of
everything, except what you really want to know.
SERVER woman: always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a
thing right, but none can live without her.
POWERPOINT woman: only Bill Gates has the will to use
her more than half an hour.
EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot of things but
you mostly use her for your four basical needs.
WORD woman: she has always a surprise reserved for
you, but none in the world is able to fully understand
it.
DOS woman: everyone had her at least once, but none
wants her anymore.
BACKUP woman: you have always believed that she had
everything you need, but when the " X-hour" comes,
you find out that she has always missed something.
VIRUS woman: also known as " wife" ; when you are not
expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all
your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will
lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you
will lose everything.
SCANDISK woman: you know that she is good and that she
only wants to help you, but you never know what she is
really doing for that.
SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for anything, but
at least she is fun!
RAM woman: she forgets everything you say when you
disconnect her.
HARD-DISK woman: she remembers everythings, FOREVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman: she makes horrible things look
beutifull.
MICROSOFT woman: she wants to have the domination over
all the men she meets, and she tries to convince them
that this is the best thing for them. She will do her
best to make you fight against the other women and
promises you that you will have everything you want if
you will give her your address book. Before you will
find it out, she will be the only one in your life. It
will come the day you will need her permission to
open your refrigerator or to start your car.
PASSWORD woman: you believe to be the only one knowing
her, but in reality all the world does....
MP3 woman: everybody wants to take her...
MONITOR woman: She makes life looks more shining.
CD-ROM woman: she is always faster and faster.
DATAWAREHOUSING woman: she keeps you informed of
everything, except what you really want to know.
Never Marry a Software Engineer
HUSBAND - HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.
WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE DRESS.
HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, BORT,RETRY,CANCEL.
WIFE - OH GOD !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.
HUSBAND - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME
TIME.
WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO
SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.
WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS
MORNING.
HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS ,, >TO REBOOT.
WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS
HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR
RECEPTIONIST.
HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.
WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT
WILL CLOSE.
WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR
ANOTHER >USER.
WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
WIFE - I AM GOING
HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.
WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE DRESS.
HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, BORT,RETRY,CANCEL.
WIFE - OH GOD !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.
HUSBAND - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME
TIME.
WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO
SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.
WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS
MORNING.
HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS ,, >TO REBOOT.
WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS
HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR
RECEPTIONIST.
HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.
WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT
WILL CLOSE.
WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR
ANOTHER >USER.
WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
WIFE - I AM GOING
HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.
Meanings of Abbreviations
NAPSTER
No longer A Possible Solution To Escape Record-buying
TWAIN
Technology Without Any Important Name
PCMCIA
People Can?t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can?t See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASIC
Bill?s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft (or conversely "I Build Macs")
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon Too
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Buisiness Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
No longer A Possible Solution To Escape Record-buying
TWAIN
Technology Without Any Important Name
PCMCIA
People Can?t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can?t See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASIC
Bill?s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft (or conversely "I Build Macs")
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon Too
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Buisiness Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools
Computer Geek
A computer geek loved a girl who studies computer science.
He sent a letter, saying:
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER Believe me it is true ...
You installed the best in me.
Your picture is always in my background.
You clicked my heart gently.
You drive me crazy when I see you.
Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me.
You restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted.
I'm always connected to you with more than 56 heart beat per second.
You hacked my brain and registered your name in it.
You are the only one that could navigate my feelings and explore my
emotions at the same time.
I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not responding.
I always feel you close to me when I shut down my eyes, or when I open
my windows waiting for you to pass.
You are the only one that can log into my heart and never log out.
I dream of being your only server as long as I live.
You don't have to search for me, cause we are always linked to each
others.
I see your name everywhere, my front page, my homepage and all my
software.
I scanned my life and found that I'm only infected by you.
You are the virus I'd never remove, and why should I do?
Believe me it is true...
I love you more than my CPU!!!!
He sent a letter, saying:
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER Believe me it is true ...
You installed the best in me.
Your picture is always in my background.
You clicked my heart gently.
You drive me crazy when I see you.
Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me.
You restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted.
I'm always connected to you with more than 56 heart beat per second.
You hacked my brain and registered your name in it.
You are the only one that could navigate my feelings and explore my
emotions at the same time.
I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not responding.
I always feel you close to me when I shut down my eyes, or when I open
my windows waiting for you to pass.
You are the only one that can log into my heart and never log out.
I dream of being your only server as long as I live.
You don't have to search for me, cause we are always linked to each
others.
I see your name everywhere, my front page, my homepage and all my
software.
I scanned my life and found that I'm only infected by you.
You are the virus I'd never remove, and why should I do?
Believe me it is true...
I love you more than my CPU!!!!
மிஸ்டர் X
மிஸ்டர் எக்ஸ் ஒரு நாள் நேர் முகத்தேர்வு ஒன்றுக்காக சென்று இருந்தார். அங்கு விண்ணப்பித்தி ருந்தோர் நீண்ட வரிசையில் காத்திருந்தனர்.
ஒவ்வொருவரும் உள்ளே சென்று தேர்வை முடித்துவிட்டு, வெளியே வந்து கொண்டிருந் தனர். மிஸ்டர் எக்ஸ் முறை வந்ததும் உள்ளே நுழைந்தார்.
நேராக சென்று இருக்கையில் அமர்ந்த அவர், ஒரு வார்த்தை கூட பேசாமல் அங்கு உட்கார்ந் திருந்த அதிகாரியின் முகத் தையே தீவிரமாக உற்று நோக்கினார். இதனைக் கண்ட அதிகாரிகள், ஏன் இப்படிப் பார்க்கிறீர்கள் என்று கேட்டனர். அதற்கு மிஸ்டர் எக்ஸ், நீங்கள் தானே நேர்முகத் தேர்வுக்கு வா என்று கடிதம் அனுப்பியி ருந்தீர்கள் என்று கூறினார்.
ஒவ்வொருவரும் உள்ளே சென்று தேர்வை முடித்துவிட்டு, வெளியே வந்து கொண்டிருந் தனர். மிஸ்டர் எக்ஸ் முறை வந்ததும் உள்ளே நுழைந்தார்.
நேராக சென்று இருக்கையில் அமர்ந்த அவர், ஒரு வார்த்தை கூட பேசாமல் அங்கு உட்கார்ந் திருந்த அதிகாரியின் முகத் தையே தீவிரமாக உற்று நோக்கினார். இதனைக் கண்ட அதிகாரிகள், ஏன் இப்படிப் பார்க்கிறீர்கள் என்று கேட்டனர். அதற்கு மிஸ்டர் எக்ஸ், நீங்கள் தானே நேர்முகத் தேர்வுக்கு வா என்று கடிதம் அனுப்பியி ருந்தீர்கள் என்று கூறினார்.
Sunday, 25 February 2007
Bill Gates and the God
If Bill Gates were killed in a car accident. He might
find himself being sized up by God.
"...Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm
not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After
all, you enormously helped society by putting a
computer in almost every home in the world, and yet
you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do
something I've never done before. In your case, I'm
going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference
between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places
briefly if it will help you make a decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy
beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.
Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God.
"If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"
"Fine," said God, and off they went.
Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels
drifting about playing harps and singing.
It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his
decision. "Hmm, I think prefer Hell," he told God.
"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire."
So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell.
When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a
wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave.
He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and
disappointment, "This is awful; this is NOT what I
expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened
to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful
women playing in the water?"
God says, "That was the screen saver."
find himself being sized up by God.
"...Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm
not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After
all, you enormously helped society by putting a
computer in almost every home in the world, and yet
you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do
something I've never done before. In your case, I'm
going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference
between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places
briefly if it will help you make a decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy
beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.
The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.
Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God.
"If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"
"Fine," said God, and off they went.
Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels
drifting about playing harps and singing.
It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his
decision. "Hmm, I think prefer Hell," he told God.
"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire."
So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell.
When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a
wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave.
He was being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and
disappointment, "This is awful; this is NOT what I
expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened
to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful
women playing in the water?"
God says, "That was the screen saver."
Customer & Tech support
Customer: "I received the software update you sent,but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."
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Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support: ?@#$
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Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you
see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer: "A white one."
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Tech Support: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer: "How do you spell that?"
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Tech Support: "Is your computer on a separate telephone line?"
Customer: "No." (clicks the button to log on to our service)
Tech Support: "Well then we can't-"
Customer: "It says 'no dial tone'."
Tech Support: "That's because you're on the line with me right now. You need to-"
Customer: "No, that's not it. It does this all the time. I just have to
try a few times, and it will let me through."
Tech Support: "No, ma'am. It's not even trying to dial right now because you're
on the phone with me."
Customer: "It must be busy. I'll try again later."
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Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."
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Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
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Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
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Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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Tech Support: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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Customer: "I have a long distance modem."
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Customer: "I don't have a space bar."
getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."
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Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support: ?@#$
---------------------------------
Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you
see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
---------------------------------
Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer: "A white one."
---------------------------------
Tech Support: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer: "How do you spell that?"
---------------------------------
Tech Support: "Is your computer on a separate telephone line?"
Customer: "No." (clicks the button to log on to our service)
Tech Support: "Well then we can't-"
Customer: "It says 'no dial tone'."
Tech Support: "That's because you're on the line with me right now. You need to-"
Customer: "No, that's not it. It does this all the time. I just have to
try a few times, and it will let me through."
Tech Support: "No, ma'am. It's not even trying to dial right now because you're
on the phone with me."
Customer: "It must be busy. I'll try again later."
---------------------------------
Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."
---------------------------------
Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
---------------------------------
Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
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Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
---------------------------------
Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
---------------------------------
Tech Support: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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Customer: "I have a long distance modem."
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Customer: "I don't have a space bar."
Tech Support
Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24
hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote'click'."
hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote'click'."
Auctual Microsoft Helpdesk Conversations
Here are some conversations, from Microsoft, which had actually taken
place between help desk people and their customers:
Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
place between help desk people and their customers:
Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
Actual Japanese Error Messages
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful
Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku
poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17
syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the second, 5 in
the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message,
often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight
through extreme brevity. Here are some actual error messages
from Japan. Aren't these better than "your computer has
performed an illegal operation?"
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
--------------------------------------------
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
--------------------------------------------
Program aborting
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
--------------------------------------------
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
--------------------------------------------
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
--------------------------------------------
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
--------------------------------------------
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
--------------------------------------------
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
--------------------------------------------
Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
--------------------------------------------
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
--------------------------------------------
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
--------------------------------------------
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
--------------------------------------------
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku
poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17
syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the second, 5 in
the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message,
often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight
through extreme brevity. Here are some actual error messages
from Japan. Aren't these better than "your computer has
performed an illegal operation?"
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
--------------------------------------------
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
--------------------------------------------
Program aborting
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
--------------------------------------------
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
--------------------------------------------
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
--------------------------------------------
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
--------------------------------------------
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
--------------------------------------------
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
--------------------------------------------
Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
--------------------------------------------
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
--------------------------------------------
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
--------------------------------------------
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
--------------------------------------------
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
A computer
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocketknife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.
I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
No one's been killed in a computer crash
But it makes their face turn red!
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocketknife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.
I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
No one's been killed in a computer crash
But it makes their face turn red!
15 years Ago...
An application was for employment
A program was a television show
Windows were something
you hated to clean,
A keyboard was a piano
A cursor used profanity
Memory was something you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy
you hoped no one found out
Compress was something you did to garbage
If you unzipped in public you went to jail
Log on was adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your toilet
Cut you did with scissors
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!!!
WOW HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED!
A program was a television show
Windows were something
you hated to clean,
A keyboard was a piano
A cursor used profanity
Memory was something you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy
you hoped no one found out
Compress was something you did to garbage
If you unzipped in public you went to jail
Log on was adding wood to a fire
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your toilet
Cut you did with scissors
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!!!
WOW HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED!
The man and woman
The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING,
the woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS.
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
the woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
the woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
the woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE
the woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS.
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
the woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
the woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
the woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE
Phone
After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that heir ancestors already had a telephone network 1000 years ago.
So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Sri Lankan press reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500m, SriLankan scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones."
So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Sri Lankan press reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500m, SriLankan scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones."
Ponnaiya
Ponniya annai went to the bar for the first time. He saw two guys sitting near the counter. First guy pointed to the bar man and said JOHNNY WALKER single. Bar man served him..The second guy said JACK DENIALS single. Bar man served him. Now Ponniya annai's turn. He said " Ponniya Velupillai... MARRIED"
These are some of the application and leave letters written by
various people in Sri lanka...
01. A candidate's application "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."
02. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave"...
03. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
04. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school i am suffering from headache.I request you to leave me today"
05. A family friend of our's told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"
06. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
07. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
various people in Sri lanka...
01. A candidate's application "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."
02. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave"...
03. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
04. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school i am suffering from headache.I request you to leave me today"
05. A family friend of our's told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"
06. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
07. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
Want to know just how Tamil you are?
Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just how Tamil you are? Check this out....
1. You're standing next to 2 hugeeee suitcases at the airport.
2. You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days
3. You scratch your head when you don't know the answer
4. You never eat the last morsel of food on the table
5. You never finsh a drink. always leave little bit in the cup or glass
6. You prefer to sit in the shade instead of basking in the sun
7. You hang your clothes out to dry
8. You consistently arrive 30 minutes late for all events
9. You say "Ha?" instead of "What?"
10. You say "Hoy!" or "Hooi!" to get someone's attention
11. You turn around when someone says "Psst!"
12. You say "Cutex" instead of "nail polish."
13. You cover your living room furnitures still have platic covering
14. You have a rice cooker at home
15. You own a lamp with the oil if not water that drips down the strings.
16. You were raised to believe that every Tamil is an aunt, uncle or cousin
17. You wear gold ring and chain
18. Your mom or sister makes cake/ saree blouses
1. You're standing next to 2 hugeeee suitcases at the airport.
2. You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days
3. You scratch your head when you don't know the answer
4. You never eat the last morsel of food on the table
5. You never finsh a drink. always leave little bit in the cup or glass
6. You prefer to sit in the shade instead of basking in the sun
7. You hang your clothes out to dry
8. You consistently arrive 30 minutes late for all events
9. You say "Ha?" instead of "What?"
10. You say "Hoy!" or "Hooi!" to get someone's attention
11. You turn around when someone says "Psst!"
12. You say "Cutex" instead of "nail polish."
13. You cover your living room furnitures still have platic covering
14. You have a rice cooker at home
15. You own a lamp with the oil if not water that drips down the strings.
16. You were raised to believe that every Tamil is an aunt, uncle or cousin
17. You wear gold ring and chain
18. Your mom or sister makes cake/ saree blouses
A Srilankan
A Srilankan dies and goes to hell. There he finds
that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do
they do here?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of
nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so
he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as
the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that
they are all more or less the same as the German
hell.
Then he comes to the Srilankan hell and finds that
there is a very long line of people waiting to get
in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is
told "First they put you in an electric chair for an
hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another
hour. Then the Srilankan devil comes in and whips you
for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other
hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric
chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails
from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant,
so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the
canteen..."
that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do
they do here?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of
nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so
he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as
the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that
they are all more or less the same as the German
hell.
Then he comes to the Srilankan hell and finds that
there is a very long line of people waiting to get
in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is
told "First they put you in an electric chair for an
hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another
hour. Then the Srilankan devil comes in and whips you
for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other
hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric
chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails
from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant,
so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the
canteen..."
Geography of Womanhood
From 13 to 18 a woman is like Africa- virgin and unexplored
From 19 to 35 she is like Asia - hot and exotic
From 36 to 45 she is like America- fully explored and free with her resources
From 46 to 55 she is like Europe- exhausted, but still has points of interest
From 56 on she is like Austrailia- everyone knows it's down there but no one gives a damn
From 19 to 35 she is like Asia - hot and exotic
From 36 to 45 she is like America- fully explored and free with her resources
From 46 to 55 she is like Europe- exhausted, but still has points of interest
From 56 on she is like Austrailia- everyone knows it's down there but no one gives a damn
Sri Lanka
Background:The Sinhalese arrived in Sri Lanka late in the 6th century B.C., probably from northern India. Buddhism was introduced beginning in about the mid-third century B.C., and a great civilization developed at the cities of Anuradhapura (kingdom from circa 200 B.C. to circa A.D. 1000) and Polonnaruwa (from about 1070 to 1200). In the 14th century, a south Indian dynasty seized power in the north and established a Tamil kingdom. Occupied by the Portuguese in the 16th century and by the Dutch in the 17th century, the island was ceded to the British in 1796, became a crown colony in 1802, and was united under British rule by 1815. As Ceylon, it became independent in 1948; its name was changed to Sri Lanka in 1972. Tensions between the Sinhalese majority and Tamil separatists erupted into war in 1983. Tens of thousands have died in an ethnic conflict that continues to fester. After two decades of fighting, the government and Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam formalized a cease-fire in February 2002, with Norway brokering peace negotiations.
Age distribution
Agriculture (62)
Background (2)
Crime (18)
Currency (6)
Democracy (26)
Disasters (6)
Economy (729)
Education (20)
Energy (22)
Environment (46)
Geography (35)
Government (28)
Health (61)
Identification (18)
Immigration (14)
Internet (10)
Labor (52)
Language (6)
Media (31)
Military (25)
People (189)
Religion (23)
Sports (15)
Terrorism (24)
Transportation (34)
Top Rankings
Bottom Rankings
Background:The Sinhalese arrived in Sri Lanka late in the 6th century B.C., probably from northern India. Buddhism was introduced beginning in about the mid-third century B.C., and a great civilization developed at the cities of Anuradhapura (kingdom from circa 200 B.C. to circa A.D. 1000) and Polonnaruwa (from about 1070 to 1200). In the 14th century, a south Indian dynasty seized power in the north and established a Tamil kingdom. Occupied by the Portuguese in the 16th century and by the Dutch in the 17th century, the island was ceded to the British in 1796, became a crown colony in 1802, and was united under British rule by 1815. As Ceylon, it became independent in 1948; its name was changed to Sri Lanka in 1972. Tensions between the Sinhalese majority and Tamil separatists erupted into war in 1983. Tens of thousands have died in an ethnic conflict that continues to fester. After two decades of fighting, the government and Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam formalized a cease-fire in February 2002, with Norway brokering peace negotiations.
Age distribution
Agriculture (62)
Background (2)
Crime (18)
Currency (6)
Democracy (26)
Disasters (6)
Economy (729)
Education (20)
Energy (22)
Environment (46)
Geography (35)
Government (28)
Health (61)
Identification (18)
Immigration (14)
Internet (10)
Labor (52)
Language (6)
Media (31)
Military (25)
People (189)
Religion (23)
Sports (15)
Terrorism (24)
Transportation (34)
Top Rankings
Bottom Rankings
Cee(I)TV
Cee(I)TV Tamil is currently telecasting free-to-air on Eurobird (28,5 degree East): 11.426, Vertical, SR 27.500 and fec 2/3. On this satellite the channel is known under the name "South For You".
It seems to be that Mana Telugu TV and Chola Tamil TV have delayed their launch to June 2007. More information regarding the launch of these two channels in Europe will be published on Media Asia website, when we get more news.
Thanks Media Asia
It seems to be that Mana Telugu TV and Chola Tamil TV have delayed their launch to June 2007. More information regarding the launch of these two channels in Europe will be published on Media Asia website, when we get more news.
Thanks Media Asia
DAN TRT Tamil
DAN TRT Tamil Ozhi has returned free-to-air on a new frequency on Eutelsat Hotbird (13 degree East): 12.245, Horizontal, SR 27.500 and fec 3/4. Now it is also possible to watch Sangamam TV again through DAN TRT Tamil Ozhi. On the same frequency it is possible to watch TTN, Holy God and Rainbow TV.
DAN Tamil Ozhi has also started free-to-air on Yamal 202 (49 degree East): 3.921, L, SR 6.430 and fec 3/4.
Sun TV is currently telecasting free-to-air on Obtus B3 (152 degree East): 12.525, Vertical, SR 30.000 and fec 2/3.
Thanks Media Asia
DAN Tamil Ozhi has also started free-to-air on Yamal 202 (49 degree East): 3.921, L, SR 6.430 and fec 3/4.
Sun TV is currently telecasting free-to-air on Obtus B3 (152 degree East): 12.525, Vertical, SR 30.000 and fec 2/3.
Thanks Media Asia
Flobo Free Anti Spyware Clean 1.7

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Flobo Free Anti Spyware Clean - Flobo Free Anti Spyware Clean can detect and remove spyware of different kinds from your computer. The majority of PCs connected to internet are infested with spyware, and Flobo Recovery continues to find most security suites inadequate to the task of disinfecting them. This is fast and reliable anti spyware sollution. Is a free software.
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AllCleaner 6.5 (Free)

AllCleaner - The Internet is nobody's business but your own!
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AllCleaner for Windows is the original and most advanced privacy and PC cleaning tool. We invented this software category more than two years ago and since then more than one million customers worldwide have installed Windows AllCleaner on their PCs!
If you are like most people on the Net, you've most likely downloaded music on the Net.
Did you know that when you use these file sharing services, they track your every move on the Internet!
Did you know that your private activities and personal information can be exposed.
Protect your Privacy
Wipes away all history of your Internet and PC activities by permanently clearing cache, cookies, history files and more.
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Removes unwanted Internet, e-mail and temporary files (like pictures viewed).
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AllCleaner for Windows is the original and most advanced privacy and PC cleaning tool. We invented this software category more than two years ago and since then more than one million customers worldwide have installed Windows AllCleaner on their PCs!
If you are like most people on the Net, you've most likely downloaded music on the Net.
Did you know that when you use these file sharing services, they track your every move on the Internet!
Did you know that your private activities and personal information can be exposed.
Protect your Privacy
Wipes away all history of your Internet and PC activities by permanently clearing cache, cookies, history files and more.
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Removes unwanted Internet, e-mail and temporary files (like pictures viewed).
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LaunchOnFly 1.21 (Free)

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LaunchOnFly - LaunchOnFly is a Start Menu alternative. It lets you launch applications, open files, folders, web links, send e-mail, and do even more much faster and easier using quickly accessible and easily configurable menu which you can open using either mouse or keyboard. After installation LaunchOnFly even creates an initial menu for you. It's very easy later to add new items to menu using 'Send To' menu.
Latest Changes:
Latest version adds ability to automatically check for updates, a bit lighter menu highlight color, small changes in Configuration window and menu key shortcuts (&) functionality.
Auto Shutdown 1.0 (Free)

Auto Shutdown - Very simple program, which will automatically shutdown system after a specified amount of time.
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Autoformfiller Free 1.0 (Free)

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Autoformfiller Free - Using the Auto Form Filler you can have ONE password that lets you safely logon to any of your web accounts with just 1 click! You will never have to type user ID and Password again, therefore reducing the risk of your password being stolen by keyboard loggers and malicious viruses! By just one click you can save and fill any complex web form.
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- Fill online ID and Password
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- Strong encryption features
- Includes basic features
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Autoformfiller Free - Using the Auto Form Filler you can have ONE password that lets you safely logon to any of your web accounts with just 1 click! You will never have to type user ID and Password again, therefore reducing the risk of your password being stolen by keyboard loggers and malicious viruses! By just one click you can save and fill any complex web form.
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GradientMaker 1.0 (Free)

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GradientMaker - Small utility for creating different images with different gradient fill, for such purposes as wallpaper background, for example. Works with linear, radial (shaped) and radial with surround colors (shaped) gradients. All gradient could be multi-colored. Output file formats are Jpeg, Png, Tiff, bmp. Output file could be any size, any color depth. Could check for new version.
Easy Uninstaller 1.5 (Free)
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Easy Uninstaller - Easy uninstaller is a fast, advanced, powerful, and easy to use replacement for slow,and user unfriendly windows Add\Remove control panel applet, it comes with functions like multiple uninstallations in one go, uninstall list backup manager and option to delete uninstaller key entry. Easy uninstaller provides a total solution for the uninstalling task. Main Features Include - (1). 5-10 times faster than windows Add/Remove applet. (2). Provides function like Uninstall list Backup Manager and Obsolete key deletion. (3). Displays detailed information of the application. (4). Has a very pleasant, easy to use user-interface. (See Screenshot below ) (5). Select many applications and uninstall them in one go (One after another), very handy for cleaning your computer from unwanted applications.
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Easy Uninstaller - Easy uninstaller is a fast, advanced, powerful, and easy to use replacement for slow,and user unfriendly windows Add\Remove control panel applet, it comes with functions like multiple uninstallations in one go, uninstall list backup manager and option to delete uninstaller key entry. Easy uninstaller provides a total solution for the uninstalling task. Main Features Include - (1). 5-10 times faster than windows Add/Remove applet. (2). Provides function like Uninstall list Backup Manager and Obsolete key deletion. (3). Displays detailed information of the application. (4). Has a very pleasant, easy to use user-interface. (See Screenshot below ) (5). Select many applications and uninstall them in one go (One after another), very handy for cleaning your computer from unwanted applications.
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WickedOrange - StartMenuEx 0.4.9.2 (Free)

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WickedOrange - StartMenuEx - -What is StartMenuEx?
StartMenuEx, or smx (pronounced semex), is a replacement for the Windows Start Menu. It is fully customizable, and also supports user created themes and plugins.
-Why should I use StartMenuEx?
Smx takes over your Windows Start Menu, and allows you to have only the items you want in there, allowing you to find programs, browse your computer, open MSN Messenger contact windows and many other tasks much more efficiently than usual.
Because smx is totally customisable, it is only limited by your imagination.
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WinPad 2.04 (Free)
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WinPad - WinPad is a full featured light weight RTF (Rich Text Format) and text file editor. It's an ideal replacement for Windows Notepad and also useful for programmers for its handy features.
Some features of WinPad:
*WinPad is FREEWARE!
*WinPad comes with more than basic text formatting features like:
*Centre, Right, Left align text
*Underline, Strikethrough text
*Set text as subscript, superscript
*Change text colour
*Change text to lower or uppercase
*Insert images in the document
*WinPad doesn't have the 64k limit of Windows Notepad
*Ability to email the file
*Few features which will be useful for programmers!
Latest Changes:
Some critical bug fixes, Insert images in the file, email the file from WinPad, More informative status bar, loads faster, Bullet and Normal indent can be now set
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WinPad - WinPad is a full featured light weight RTF (Rich Text Format) and text file editor. It's an ideal replacement for Windows Notepad and also useful for programmers for its handy features.
Some features of WinPad:
*WinPad is FREEWARE!
*WinPad comes with more than basic text formatting features like:
*Centre, Right, Left align text
*Underline, Strikethrough text
*Set text as subscript, superscript
*Change text colour
*Change text to lower or uppercase
*Insert images in the document
*WinPad doesn't have the 64k limit of Windows Notepad
*Ability to email the file
*Few features which will be useful for programmers!
Latest Changes:
Some critical bug fixes, Insert images in the file, email the file from WinPad, More informative status bar, loads faster, Bullet and Normal indent can be now set
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Where to Find New Drivers
http://www.windrivers.com/company.htm
http://www.pcdrivers.com
http://www.driverzone.com
http://www.driverguide.com
http://www.helpdrivers.com
http://www.winguides.com/drivers
http://www.driversplanet.com
http://www.totallydrivers.com
If you can’t find a device driver that was specifically designed for
Windows XP, try installing the driver for Windows 2000. At the device driver
level, the two versions of Windows are very similar, so Windows 2000 drivers
will often work just fine with Windows XP.
As a last resort, try the Driver Forum at http://www.totallydrivers.com/forum,
the forum at http:// www.driverforum.com , or the user forums at the device manufacturer’s
website. Search the forums for the specific make and model of the
device you’re trying to install; if somebody else has asked about the same
device, there’s probably a reply with a pointer to an obscure source for the
driver file. If you can’t find anything about your device, try posting your own
request.
http://www.pcdrivers.com
http://www.driverzone.com
http://www.driverguide.com
http://www.helpdrivers.com
http://www.winguides.com/drivers
http://www.driversplanet.com
http://www.totallydrivers.com
If you can’t find a device driver that was specifically designed for
Windows XP, try installing the driver for Windows 2000. At the device driver
level, the two versions of Windows are very similar, so Windows 2000 drivers
will often work just fine with Windows XP.
As a last resort, try the Driver Forum at http://www.totallydrivers.com/forum,
the forum at http:// www.driverforum.com , or the user forums at the device manufacturer’s
website. Search the forums for the specific make and model of the
device you’re trying to install; if somebody else has asked about the same
device, there’s probably a reply with a pointer to an obscure source for the
driver file. If you can’t find anything about your device, try posting your own
request.
Quick StartUp 1.7 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
Quick StartUp - Do you have a ton of programs that start automatically each time Windows starts? Surely you are not using all of them right away, so there is no sense waiting for all of them to load and to start at the hourglass.Quick Startup allows you inspect, edit, temporary disable or delete such programs.
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Quick StartUp - Do you have a ton of programs that start automatically each time Windows starts? Surely you are not using all of them right away, so there is no sense waiting for all of them to load and to start at the hourglass.Quick Startup allows you inspect, edit, temporary disable or delete such programs.
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Launcher 1.5.2
Publisher's Description:
Launcher - Launcher is an easy-to-use personal shortcut manager to launch all kinds of files and programs. Drag-and-drop operations are supported; this means that when Launcher is in "Manage Items" mode, it is possible to configure shortcuts by "dragging" files from e.g. Windows Desktop and then "dropping" them into Launcher. One can create an unlimited amount of user defined sub-folders and item (e.g. program) shortcuts. Launcher always resides in the system tray per default; however, one can turn this off in settings. Launcher also has various GUI options, e.g. customizable program font setup (name and size).
Latest Changes:
Ported all code into a common application / deployment framework of mine. Added support for language translations. Added some support for Asian multibyte character set (MBCS). Added a few options and improved the user interface.
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Launcher - Launcher is an easy-to-use personal shortcut manager to launch all kinds of files and programs. Drag-and-drop operations are supported; this means that when Launcher is in "Manage Items" mode, it is possible to configure shortcuts by "dragging" files from e.g. Windows Desktop and then "dropping" them into Launcher. One can create an unlimited amount of user defined sub-folders and item (e.g. program) shortcuts. Launcher always resides in the system tray per default; however, one can turn this off in settings. Launcher also has various GUI options, e.g. customizable program font setup (name and size).
Latest Changes:
Ported all code into a common application / deployment framework of mine. Added support for language translations. Added some support for Asian multibyte character set (MBCS). Added a few options and improved the user interface.
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JetStart Free 4.35 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
JetStart Free - Tired of digging into crowded Start Menu? JetStart offers you a quick access to categorized Start Menu shortcuts, recently launched programs and system commands. Just point your mouse to the Start Menu button! You can also place your most used programs and documents into the handy toolbar and quickly run any program by typing few starting letters. Reorder taskbar buttons by drag and drop!
Latest Changes:
Added: Rearrange Taskbar buttons by drag-and-drop. Added: Activate Toolbar by holding both mouse buttons.
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JetStart Free - Tired of digging into crowded Start Menu? JetStart offers you a quick access to categorized Start Menu shortcuts, recently launched programs and system commands. Just point your mouse to the Start Menu button! You can also place your most used programs and documents into the handy toolbar and quickly run any program by typing few starting letters. Reorder taskbar buttons by drag and drop!
Latest Changes:
Added: Rearrange Taskbar buttons by drag-and-drop. Added: Activate Toolbar by holding both mouse buttons.
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Desktop Sidebar (Free)
The Desktop Tool That Lets You Have It All
Breaking News... Critical Appointments... Personal Photo Gallery... Convenient Toolbars... Favorite Cartoon... Instant Web Searches... Task Tracking... Music Library... Notes to File... Weather in Tokyo... You can have it all and more at your fingertips with Desktop Sidebar!
Desktop Sidebar provides you with instant access to the information you most desire by grabbing data from your PC and the internet. The result is a dynamic visual display you configure and control.
How can you make this possible? Choose from among a wide selection of information conduits (e.g. MS Outlook, toolbars, newsfeeds), called "panels". Fully customizable, Desktop Sidebar allows you to dock these panels to the edge of the screen, or arrange them anywhere on your desktop as you wish. All panels are configurable with a number of specific options. With hundreds of skins available in our Extension Exchange Page and an easy to use Skin Editor, you can freely change the appearance of Desktop Sidebar to suit your tastes.
Pre-installed Panels include:
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Breaking News... Critical Appointments... Personal Photo Gallery... Convenient Toolbars... Favorite Cartoon... Instant Web Searches... Task Tracking... Music Library... Notes to File... Weather in Tokyo... You can have it all and more at your fingertips with Desktop Sidebar!
Desktop Sidebar provides you with instant access to the information you most desire by grabbing data from your PC and the internet. The result is a dynamic visual display you configure and control.
How can you make this possible? Choose from among a wide selection of information conduits (e.g. MS Outlook, toolbars, newsfeeds), called "panels". Fully customizable, Desktop Sidebar allows you to dock these panels to the edge of the screen, or arrange them anywhere on your desktop as you wish. All panels are configurable with a number of specific options. With hundreds of skins available in our Extension Exchange Page and an easy to use Skin Editor, you can freely change the appearance of Desktop Sidebar to suit your tastes.
Pre-installed Panels include:
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TweakNT 5.0 (Free)
TweakNT - TweakNT is a Tweak Tools you can changes few settings on windows XP or Windows 2000 and all old windows NT.
Tip! You can choose "Restore previous folder windows at logon" on Windows 2000 like Windows XP but this functions is standard in windows XP but not in Windows 2000, now you can use the same function in Windows 2000 or Server 2000 choose it from TweakNT
Added Enable/Disable Arrow on shortcut and in this version you must not have a internet connection for show "How Uninstall MSN"
new function you can change name and company on windows or show windows CD-Key if you have forget it, and you can get it now
Fixed remove items from Add/Remove programs tab, now remember last position in list when delete item or refresh the list.
Added a few new functions in last release see screenshot for more info...
Compatible with Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows Server 2000 or 2003 and Media Center 2005.
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Tip! You can choose "Restore previous folder windows at logon" on Windows 2000 like Windows XP but this functions is standard in windows XP but not in Windows 2000, now you can use the same function in Windows 2000 or Server 2000 choose it from TweakNT
Added Enable/Disable Arrow on shortcut and in this version you must not have a internet connection for show "How Uninstall MSN"
new function you can change name and company on windows or show windows CD-Key if you have forget it, and you can get it now
Fixed remove items from Add/Remove programs tab, now remember last position in list when delete item or refresh the list.
Added a few new functions in last release see screenshot for more info...
Compatible with Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows Server 2000 or 2003 and Media Center 2005.
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dfg ShutDown XP 3.9.1 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
dfg ShutDown XP - This program is a professional shutdown, automation, atomic time synchronizing, disk cleaning and PC protection utility - the best you can get today. dfg ShutDown XP gives you an easy and thorough time controlled and automatic way to shutdown, restart or log off your system with optional power off and shutdown forcing (no questioning). Optionally it will run as a NTservice. An optional Countdown Counter (visual and acoustic) enables you to cancel the system shutdown within a time period of up to 99 seconds. The program also has a built in alarm clock function (alarm sound). Optionally will dfg ShutDown XP will protect the computer while you are absent. You can also launch a program (and wait for exit) before shutdown e.g. to start your daily backup program. All actions (log off, shut down, restart, etc. including system crash info) together with time and userID will be stored in a log file. Synchronization from your system clock to the exact time using the Internet can be done manually or automatically. It queries one of the National Institute of Standards and Technology timeservers, which then returns the correct standard time. It works through firewalls and proxy servers and supports 12(AM/PM) and 24 hour time format incl. all time zones. The standard time is converted to local time and compared with the internal system time on the computer, and adjustments are made accordingly. Optional time check automatically after Windows / program start and the Internet connection is available. The disk cleaning function is optionally accomplished before the shutdown starts.
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dfg ShutDown XP - This program is a professional shutdown, automation, atomic time synchronizing, disk cleaning and PC protection utility - the best you can get today. dfg ShutDown XP gives you an easy and thorough time controlled and automatic way to shutdown, restart or log off your system with optional power off and shutdown forcing (no questioning). Optionally it will run as a NTservice. An optional Countdown Counter (visual and acoustic) enables you to cancel the system shutdown within a time period of up to 99 seconds. The program also has a built in alarm clock function (alarm sound). Optionally will dfg ShutDown XP will protect the computer while you are absent. You can also launch a program (and wait for exit) before shutdown e.g. to start your daily backup program. All actions (log off, shut down, restart, etc. including system crash info) together with time and userID will be stored in a log file. Synchronization from your system clock to the exact time using the Internet can be done manually or automatically. It queries one of the National Institute of Standards and Technology timeservers, which then returns the correct standard time. It works through firewalls and proxy servers and supports 12(AM/PM) and 24 hour time format incl. all time zones. The standard time is converted to local time and compared with the internal system time on the computer, and adjustments are made accordingly. Optional time check automatically after Windows / program start and the Internet connection is available. The disk cleaning function is optionally accomplished before the shutdown starts.
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SuperFast Shutdown 1.0 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
SuperFast Shutdown -
Have you ever wished there was a faster way to shutdown your Windows 2000/XP/2003 computer system? I mean instantly shut it down! Now you can! Just install Super Fast Shutdown and click on one of the desktop icons created to reboot or shutdown
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SuperFast Shutdown -
Have you ever wished there was a faster way to shutdown your Windows 2000/XP/2003 computer system? I mean instantly shut it down! Now you can! Just install Super Fast Shutdown and click on one of the desktop icons created to reboot or shutdown
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Copy Path to Clipboard 1.1 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
Copy Path to Clipboard - This program adds a new command 'Copy Path to Clipboard' into the context menu for files, folders and drives. Pasting the complete filename or foldername is just a mouse click away. You get always the full path. If you hold down CTRL a network path will be converted to UNC path. The official product page: http://stefan.bertels.org/en/clipboardpath
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Copy Path to Clipboard - This program adds a new command 'Copy Path to Clipboard' into the context menu for files, folders and drives. Pasting the complete filename or foldername is just a mouse click away. You get always the full path. If you hold down CTRL a network path will be converted to UNC path. The official product page: http://stefan.bertels.org/en/clipboardpath
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ShortcutsMan 1.01 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
ShortcutsMan - ShortcutsMan displays the details about all shortcuts that you have on your desktop and under your start menu. Broken shortcuts (shortcuts that point to file that doesn't exist) are automatically painted with pink color. You select one or more shortcuts, and then delete them, resolve them or save the shortcut's details to HTML/Text/XML file.
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ShortcutsMan - ShortcutsMan displays the details about all shortcuts that you have on your desktop and under your start menu. Broken shortcuts (shortcuts that point to file that doesn't exist) are automatically painted with pink color. You select one or more shortcuts, and then delete them, resolve them or save the shortcut's details to HTML/Text/XML file.
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SmartScanner 1.6.65 (Free)
Publisher's Description:SmartScanner -
SmartScanner is the only tool you'll need to keep your PC running fast, smooth, and error-free. It combines all of the SmartSoftware utilites power into a single one-button interface for the perfect blend of absolute power and effortless simplicity. SmartScanner detects corrupted Word, Excel, image, music and video files. Try SmartScanner to scan your system right now!
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SmartScanner is the only tool you'll need to keep your PC running fast, smooth, and error-free. It combines all of the SmartSoftware utilites power into a single one-button interface for the perfect blend of absolute power and effortless simplicity. SmartScanner detects corrupted Word, Excel, image, music and video files. Try SmartScanner to scan your system right now!
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RLauncher 2.3 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
RLauncher - RLauncher is an easy to use application launcher. It is used to quickly launch applications, documents, and URLs with one mouse click and save your time. You can do it via main toolbar, tray menu, floating window, hotkeys and aliases.
The software has Load at startup and Auto-hide options that should make your life even more easier.
RLauncher is a free software and it does not contain any spyware.
Latest Changes:
fixed all founded bugs; added aliases; improved log-file function; updated manual
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RLauncher - RLauncher is an easy to use application launcher. It is used to quickly launch applications, documents, and URLs with one mouse click and save your time. You can do it via main toolbar, tray menu, floating window, hotkeys and aliases.
The software has Load at startup and Auto-hide options that should make your life even more easier.
RLauncher is a free software and it does not contain any spyware.
Latest Changes:
fixed all founded bugs; added aliases; improved log-file function; updated manual
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Abexo Free Registry Cleaner 1.0
Abexo Free Registry Cleaner - What is Complete Registry Cleaner? Complete Registry Cleaner is a utility software to make your computer run smoother and faster. How does Complete Registry Cleaner achieve this? Complete Registry Cleaner achieves this by cleaning and compressing the registry. What is registry? Registry is a database where Windows and programs store their data. Why do I need to clean the registry? When data changes i.e. you delete a file, the registry doesn't remove the invalid data, thus in this case a reference to a non-existent file remains in the registry. As the registry gets filled with invalid data, Windows and programs consume more system resources to search the database for any data. Therefore your computer gets slower and slower. Last but not least, passing invalid data to Windows programs can cause severe system complications resulting in system crash, hang and malfunction. Why do I need to compress or defrag the registry? After a registry cleanup the invalid entries leave empty spaces, which means the size of the registry remains unchanged. It goes without saying that loading a small registry is faster than a big one. What are the minimum requirements to run Memory Defragmenter? Complete Registry Cleaner runs on all versions of Windows and doesn't have any significant system requirement. One-click disk clean up, scandisk, disk defrag, registry backup, registry cleanup and registry defrag (requires Abexo defragmenter).
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HSLAB Free Force Down 2.5.22
Publisher's Description:
HSLAB Free Force Down - The program is intended for fast and guaranteed execution of
Windows Shutdown if there is a plenty of open applications.
Allows to fulfil:
- Accelerated command Shutdown;
- Normal command Shutdown;
- Accelerated command Shutdown and Restart;
- Normal command Shutdown and Restart;
- Command Log Off;
- Accelerate shutdown automatically;
- Start shutdown from command line;
- Using "Hot Keys";
- Hook and execute a Windows shutdown;
- Eject Removable media (if inserted).
Also, some different external events can be processed:
- Shutdown at selected day and time;
- Shutdown when selected file exist or not exist;
- Shutdown when selected file larger or smaller from given value;
- Shutdown when selected application(s) is running or not running;
- Shutdown when selected local user was logged in or no longer logged in;
- Shutdown when selected removable media was inserted;
- Shutdown when selected user or computer connects to your computer from a network or the Internet.
Use of external events gives you the broadest opportunities by definition of the moment of a shutdown, restart or switching your system off .
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HSLAB Free Force Down - The program is intended for fast and guaranteed execution of
Windows Shutdown if there is a plenty of open applications.
Allows to fulfil:
- Accelerated command Shutdown;
- Normal command Shutdown;
- Accelerated command Shutdown and Restart;
- Normal command Shutdown and Restart;
- Command Log Off;
- Accelerate shutdown automatically;
- Start shutdown from command line;
- Using "Hot Keys";
- Hook and execute a Windows shutdown;
- Eject Removable media (if inserted).
Also, some different external events can be processed:
- Shutdown at selected day and time;
- Shutdown when selected file exist or not exist;
- Shutdown when selected file larger or smaller from given value;
- Shutdown when selected application(s) is running or not running;
- Shutdown when selected local user was logged in or no longer logged in;
- Shutdown when selected removable media was inserted;
- Shutdown when selected user or computer connects to your computer from a network or the Internet.
Use of external events gives you the broadest opportunities by definition of the moment of a shutdown, restart or switching your system off .
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XP TCP/IP Repair 1.0 (Free)
XP TCP/IP Repair - Is Spyware and/or Adware messing up your internet connection after you have uninstalled it?
Has your internet connection slowed down and you just don't know why?
Have you used an Internet Optimizer that just didn't optimize your internet, instead it made it slower?
If you answered yes to any of the questions above, then XP TCP/IP Repair may help fix your internet connection and possibly even protect your privacy.
XP TCP/IP Repair is a Graphical User Interface (GUI) for commands in Windows XP that repair your TCP/IP registry settings and your Winsock LSP's.
Instead of having trying to remember long confusing command line commands you can now just click a button.
What is an LSP?
Layered Service Providers (LSP) are small pieces of software that can be added or inserted into the Windows TCP/IP handler by other software. Data outward bound from your computer to a legitimate destination on the Internet can be intercepted by an LSP and sent somewhere other than where you intend it to go.
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Has your internet connection slowed down and you just don't know why?
Have you used an Internet Optimizer that just didn't optimize your internet, instead it made it slower?
If you answered yes to any of the questions above, then XP TCP/IP Repair may help fix your internet connection and possibly even protect your privacy.
XP TCP/IP Repair is a Graphical User Interface (GUI) for commands in Windows XP that repair your TCP/IP registry settings and your Winsock LSP's.
Instead of having trying to remember long confusing command line commands you can now just click a button.
What is an LSP?
Layered Service Providers (LSP) are small pieces of software that can be added or inserted into the Windows TCP/IP handler by other software. Data outward bound from your computer to a legitimate destination on the Internet can be intercepted by an LSP and sent somewhere other than where you intend it to go.
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Free Launch Bar 1.0
Publisher's Description:
Free Launch Bar - Free Launch Bar is a Free replacement for the standard Quick Launch bar. All functions presented in Quick Launch are also in Free Launch Bar. However, the Free Launch Bar is fully compatible with Quick Launch because it uses the same folder for shortcuts. But there is one huge difference. Free Launch Bar allows you to combine your shortcuts into groups. This feature looks like popup menus. This vastly improves the management of your shortcuts and save working space on your desktop. By using Free Launch Bar, you speed up the launching of your applications like never before.
The main features of Free Launch Bar:
* Creating menu on taskbar with unlimited levels
* Compatibility with Windows XP
* Integration into Windows Shell
* Low resources
* Compatibility with Quick Launch
* Creating separators to group shortcuts inside menus
* Different view modes
* Hotkeys
* Using PNG pictures as icons
* Support of Windows Drag&Drop technology. To add shortcuts you can simply drag them into menus
* Improved tips. You can include some of HTML tags into button description.
* Fast toolbar switching
* Absolutely FREE
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Free Launch Bar - Free Launch Bar is a Free replacement for the standard Quick Launch bar. All functions presented in Quick Launch are also in Free Launch Bar. However, the Free Launch Bar is fully compatible with Quick Launch because it uses the same folder for shortcuts. But there is one huge difference. Free Launch Bar allows you to combine your shortcuts into groups. This feature looks like popup menus. This vastly improves the management of your shortcuts and save working space on your desktop. By using Free Launch Bar, you speed up the launching of your applications like never before.
The main features of Free Launch Bar:
* Creating menu on taskbar with unlimited levels
* Compatibility with Windows XP
* Integration into Windows Shell
* Low resources
* Compatibility with Quick Launch
* Creating separators to group shortcuts inside menus
* Different view modes
* Hotkeys
* Using PNG pictures as icons
* Support of Windows Drag&Drop technology. To add shortcuts you can simply drag them into menus
* Improved tips. You can include some of HTML tags into button description.
* Fast toolbar switching
* Absolutely FREE
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Zilla Free DataNuker 3.0.0.0 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
Zilla Free DataNuker - Zilla Data Nuker literally destroys files, free space and your Recycle Bin contents instead of only deleting them. That means your data contents once overwritten and destroyed It can't be recovered. The user therefore should be sure of the files, folders .etc. he/she wants to shred.There are many safeguards built into the Zilla Data Nuker program to warn the user.Windows allocates clusters for new files (and extending existing files) from one end of the disk and moving towards the other end. Accordingly, the user for example if deleting files near the end of the disk, it might be very long before those clusters get used again.Therefore, shredding a disk's free space ensures that any deleted data stored in unallocated clusters will be completely shredded, and all the bits and pieces of left over data from deleted files will be destroyed.Generally speaking Windows stores files using two steps:A directory entry and A series of one or more clusters on a disk.When the user deletes a file using windows the file's data doesn't actually get deleted from disk. Windows simply marks the file's clusters as available for reuse, then marks that file's directory entry as deleted (from the directories available) by replacing the first character of the file's name with a special character. Now if those clusters don't get reused for another file, they are vulnerable and can be retrieved by those who know where and how to look for it.Adding one byte to the directory that was deleted will allow the retrieve of the entire file that has been deleted. This is used in most of the "Unerase" utilities functions. Zilla Data Nuker makes it virtually impossible to retrieve data from a file because it literally overwrites the file's data clusters before deleting the file. A "quick" shred overwrites the file once, filling its data clusters with zeroes. A "Thorough" shred overwrites the file maximum 10 times, using varying bit patterns each time
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Zilla Free DataNuker - Zilla Data Nuker literally destroys files, free space and your Recycle Bin contents instead of only deleting them. That means your data contents once overwritten and destroyed It can't be recovered. The user therefore should be sure of the files, folders .etc. he/she wants to shred.There are many safeguards built into the Zilla Data Nuker program to warn the user.Windows allocates clusters for new files (and extending existing files) from one end of the disk and moving towards the other end. Accordingly, the user for example if deleting files near the end of the disk, it might be very long before those clusters get used again.Therefore, shredding a disk's free space ensures that any deleted data stored in unallocated clusters will be completely shredded, and all the bits and pieces of left over data from deleted files will be destroyed.Generally speaking Windows stores files using two steps:A directory entry and A series of one or more clusters on a disk.When the user deletes a file using windows the file's data doesn't actually get deleted from disk. Windows simply marks the file's clusters as available for reuse, then marks that file's directory entry as deleted (from the directories available) by replacing the first character of the file's name with a special character. Now if those clusters don't get reused for another file, they are vulnerable and can be retrieved by those who know where and how to look for it.Adding one byte to the directory that was deleted will allow the retrieve of the entire file that has been deleted. This is used in most of the "Unerase" utilities functions. Zilla Data Nuker makes it virtually impossible to retrieve data from a file because it literally overwrites the file's data clusters before deleting the file. A "quick" shred overwrites the file once, filling its data clusters with zeroes. A "Thorough" shred overwrites the file maximum 10 times, using varying bit patterns each time
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Intelligent Shutdown 1.25 (Free)
Intelligent Shutdown - Intelligent Shutdown is a powerful tool to shutdown your computer on a scheduled time and it also is a multi functional tool to perform smart shutdown, restart, hibernate, or closing and launching of programs on a scheduled time. There is no need now to waste your time waiting for shutdown, restart or many more functions, with this intelligent tool you can almost schedule all your work like turn off, restart, launch a program, play music and shutdown automatically, add reminders or lock your PC and display your favorite picture. This smart tool offers you the features of countdown, idle, running once, multi-running (general), multi-running (advanced), monitor memory, monitor CPU, monitor network monitor program, and 12 task types including shutdown computer, restart computer, log off, stand by, lock system, close specified program, disconnect dial-up connection, hibernate, open specified file (include program), close monitor, reminder and time synchronization. Do not let your computer stay behind, use Intelligent Shutdown to make your computer also an intelligent computer.
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Advanced File Joiner 1.1 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
Advanced File Joiner is a simple software to combine files. If you have downloaded several parts of a larger file split in smaller files you may join them together with the help of this tool. Advanced File Joiner works with plain ASCII text files, merges some movie file formats like MPEG files of the same size, format and encoding. If the file format that you are trying to join contains header information, such as AVI, BMP, JPEG, DOC then Advanced File Joiner will not work, you have to use a specific software join program for each of the above formats.
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Advanced File Joiner is a simple software to combine files. If you have downloaded several parts of a larger file split in smaller files you may join them together with the help of this tool. Advanced File Joiner works with plain ASCII text files, merges some movie file formats like MPEG files of the same size, format and encoding. If the file format that you are trying to join contains header information, such as AVI, BMP, JPEG, DOC then Advanced File Joiner will not work, you have to use a specific software join program for each of the above formats.
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OrphansRemover 1.8.9 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
OrphansRemover - Orphans Remover searches and deletes shortcuts (*.lnk files) with an invalid target in the given folders and subfolders, like your Start menu, Recent documents, etc. These so called orphans are typically the result of uninstalled programs, deleted or moved documents. Orphans Remover is Freeware with no ads, no nag screens and no limitations.
Features:
Search and delete orphaned shortcut files.
Support for user defined folder.
Command line options.
Straight forward interface.
Latest Changes:Added an exclude files option.
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OrphansRemover - Orphans Remover searches and deletes shortcuts (*.lnk files) with an invalid target in the given folders and subfolders, like your Start menu, Recent documents, etc. These so called orphans are typically the result of uninstalled programs, deleted or moved documents. Orphans Remover is Freeware with no ads, no nag screens and no limitations.
Features:
Search and delete orphaned shortcut files.
Support for user defined folder.
Command line options.
Straight forward interface.
Latest Changes:Added an exclude files option.
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Duplicate File Killer 1.8.5 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
Duplicate File Killer - It can scan and delete all duplicate files and zero-sized files on the hard driver. It can scan and distinguish from filename, extensions and date. It creates lists of duplicate and zero-sized files. You can get a detailed statistics about duplicate and zero-sized files and optional search results, then selecting file. It can run or open files directly from the list.
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Duplicate File Killer - It can scan and delete all duplicate files and zero-sized files on the hard driver. It can scan and distinguish from filename, extensions and date. It creates lists of duplicate and zero-sized files. You can get a detailed statistics about duplicate and zero-sized files and optional search results, then selecting file. It can run or open files directly from the list.
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7-Zip 4.32
Publisher's Description:
7-Zip - 7-Zip is a file archiver with the highest compression ratio. The program supports 7z, ZIP, RAR, CAB, ARJ, LZH, CHM, CPIO, RPM, DEB, GZIP, BZIP2, Z and TAR formats. Compression ratio in the new 7z format is 30-50% better than ratio in ZIP format. Also 7-Zip compresses to ZIP 2-10% better than PKZip and WinZip. 7-Zip has additional powerful command line version and FAR Manager support.
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7-Zip - 7-Zip is a file archiver with the highest compression ratio. The program supports 7z, ZIP, RAR, CAB, ARJ, LZH, CHM, CPIO, RPM, DEB, GZIP, BZIP2, Z and TAR formats. Compression ratio in the new 7z format is 30-50% better than ratio in ZIP format. Also 7-Zip compresses to ZIP 2-10% better than PKZip and WinZip. 7-Zip has additional powerful command line version and FAR Manager support.
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DiskSweeper FREE 1.0
Publisher's Description:
DiskSweeper FREE - DiskSweeper FREE is a disk cleaning program which finds and removes unnecessary garbage files from your local and network disk drives.
It removes temporary files , backup files, installation leftover files created by many programs,internet cache files, internet cookies, zero size files, recycle bin, windows temporary files.
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DiskSweeper FREE - DiskSweeper FREE is a disk cleaning program which finds and removes unnecessary garbage files from your local and network disk drives.
It removes temporary files , backup files, installation leftover files created by many programs,internet cache files, internet cookies, zero size files, recycle bin, windows temporary files.
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Computer History Viewer 1.1 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
Computer History Viewer - Every time you surf the Internet or use other applications on your PC, traces of your activities linger on your hard drive.Each time that you type a URL in the address bar or click on a link in Internet Explorer browser, the URL address is automatically added to the history index file.With Computer History Viewer,you can find out all information from the history file on your computer, and displays the list of all URLs that you have visited in the last few days.Computer History Viewer could view Window's run history, open/save history, recent documents, User Assist History, Internet Explorer's cache, cookies, history, visited URLs, typed URLs, autocomplete memory, index.dat files, and much more.Double click the displayed item will directly open the URLs stored on your computer.
Latest Changes:
Save the found computer history.
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Computer History Viewer - Every time you surf the Internet or use other applications on your PC, traces of your activities linger on your hard drive.Each time that you type a URL in the address bar or click on a link in Internet Explorer browser, the URL address is automatically added to the history index file.With Computer History Viewer,you can find out all information from the history file on your computer, and displays the list of all URLs that you have visited in the last few days.Computer History Viewer could view Window's run history, open/save history, recent documents, User Assist History, Internet Explorer's cache, cookies, history, visited URLs, typed URLs, autocomplete memory, index.dat files, and much more.Double click the displayed item will directly open the URLs stored on your computer.
Latest Changes:
Save the found computer history.
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FreeUndelete 2.0
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FreeUndelete - FreeUndelete is a freeware data recovery program for deleted files.
In case of accidental deletion of files on a NTFS file system (used by default in Windows XP/2000/NT) and FAT32 (added in 2.0 release) FreeUndelete is the utility to help. Features a comprehensive interface, which allows user to sort the files according to their efficiency (good, average, poor).
It is our pleasure to emphasize that FreeUndelete is free. There is no charge, direct or hidden, to download and use a fully functional copy of the program. The program does not install any spyware or adware along with it. It does not populate user's desktop with pop-up ads or forcefully subscribe user to mailing lists.
Latest Changes:
1. FAT32 support added 2. A new comprehensive interface allows user to browse the recoverable files more quickly and thoroughly 3. Bug fixes
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FreeUndelete - FreeUndelete is a freeware data recovery program for deleted files.
In case of accidental deletion of files on a NTFS file system (used by default in Windows XP/2000/NT) and FAT32 (added in 2.0 release) FreeUndelete is the utility to help. Features a comprehensive interface, which allows user to sort the files according to their efficiency (good, average, poor).
It is our pleasure to emphasize that FreeUndelete is free. There is no charge, direct or hidden, to download and use a fully functional copy of the program. The program does not install any spyware or adware along with it. It does not populate user's desktop with pop-up ads or forcefully subscribe user to mailing lists.
Latest Changes:
1. FAT32 support added 2. A new comprehensive interface allows user to browse the recoverable files more quickly and thoroughly 3. Bug fixes
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BySoft FreeRAM 4.0.4.715 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
BySoft FreeRAM - BySoft FreeRAM 4.0 is freeware memory manager
program that defragments and reclaims memory from the operating
system and leaking applications and dlls. This decreases load
time and boosts application performance.
Features:
- Easy to use
- Optimize memory manually or automatically
- Flushes unused libraries to disk
- Increases efficiency of your CPU
- Easily free specified amount of memory with shortcut
- Easily free predefined amount of memory (5%, 10%, ... 80%)
- See real time chart of available memory and CPU usage
- Automatically or manually tunes system file cache
- Skin support
- Uses system tray
- Freeware!
Latest Changes:
Now it includes system cache tuning
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BySoft FreeRAM - BySoft FreeRAM 4.0 is freeware memory manager
program that defragments and reclaims memory from the operating
system and leaking applications and dlls. This decreases load
time and boosts application performance.
Features:
- Easy to use
- Optimize memory manually or automatically
- Flushes unused libraries to disk
- Increases efficiency of your CPU
- Easily free specified amount of memory with shortcut
- Easily free predefined amount of memory (5%, 10%, ... 80%)
- See real time chart of available memory and CPU usage
- Automatically or manually tunes system file cache
- Skin support
- Uses system tray
- Freeware!
Latest Changes:
Now it includes system cache tuning
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DiskSweeper FREE 1.0
Publisher's Description:
DiskSweeper FREE - DiskSweeper FREE is a disk cleaning program which finds and removes unnecessary garbage files from your local and network disk drives.
It removes temporary files , backup files, installation leftover files created by many programs,internet cache files, internet cookies, zero size files, recycle bin, windows temporary files.
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DiskSweeper FREE - DiskSweeper FREE is a disk cleaning program which finds and removes unnecessary garbage files from your local and network disk drives.
It removes temporary files , backup files, installation leftover files created by many programs,internet cache files, internet cookies, zero size files, recycle bin, windows temporary files.
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TreeSize Free 1.7.9
Publisher's Description:
TreeSize Free - Every hard disk is too small if you just wait long enough. TreeSize Free tells you where precious space has gone to. TreeSize Free can be started from the context menu of a folder or drive and shows you the size of this folder, including its subfolders. Each folder can be expanded in Explorer-like style to see the size of its subfolders. Scanning is done in a thread, so you can already see results while TreeSize is working. The space, which is wasted by the file system can be displayed and the results can be printed in a report.
Latest Changes:
- TreeSize does not stop any more on "Access Denied" denied errors with a message box, it now continues scanning. - A few minor issues under Windows Vista have been fixed.
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TreeSize Free - Every hard disk is too small if you just wait long enough. TreeSize Free tells you where precious space has gone to. TreeSize Free can be started from the context menu of a folder or drive and shows you the size of this folder, including its subfolders. Each folder can be expanded in Explorer-like style to see the size of its subfolders. Scanning is done in a thread, so you can already see results while TreeSize is working. The space, which is wasted by the file system can be displayed and the results can be printed in a report.
Latest Changes:
- TreeSize does not stop any more on "Access Denied" denied errors with a message box, it now continues scanning. - A few minor issues under Windows Vista have been fixed.
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Windows Inspector 6.2
Publisher's Description:
Windows Inspector - Windows Inspector is a software will assist you to analyze and warn third party software installed on your computer.
Introduction: Windows Inspector analyzes all the areas which could be used by malicious software.
Windows Inspector shows you the running process on the computer with full details and also highlights any suspicious process. Windows Inspector has a database of malicious, system and common applications which it uses to filter out the process.
Windows Inspector is more helpful in case of browser hijacking, unwanted BHOs, toolbars, buttons and context menu. It provides full detail of all the Internet Explorer related data which can be vulnerable to attack from malicious applications. These days we find it common as more and more sites are installing Spyware, Adware etc. in one or other disguised forms.
One of the Major area covered by Windows Inspector is Startup item. Every programs which runs automatically has to include itself as startup item. Windows Inspector show you all the startup items on your computer and let you manage them.
Through Windows Inspector you can also see and uninstall installed applications on your computer.
Windows Inspector also generates a comprehensive report of third party software installed on your computer this is very helpful in case you have problems with the computer and have to send the computer information for support
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Publisher's Description:
Windows Inspector - Windows Inspector is a software will assist you to analyze and warn third party software installed on your computer.
Introduction: Windows Inspector analyzes all the areas which could be used by malicious software.
Windows Inspector shows you the running process on the computer with full details and also highlights any suspicious process. Windows Inspector has a database of malicious, system and common applications which it uses to filter out the process.
Windows Inspector is more helpful in case of browser hijacking, unwanted BHOs, toolbars, buttons and context menu. It provides full detail of all the Internet Explorer related data which can be vulnerable to attack from malicious applications. These days we find it common as more and more sites are installing Spyware, Adware etc. in one or other disguised forms.
One of the Major area covered by Windows Inspector is Startup item. Every programs which runs automatically has to include itself as startup item. Windows Inspector show you all the startup items on your computer and let you manage them.
Through Windows Inspector you can also see and uninstall installed applications on your computer.
Windows Inspector also generates a comprehensive report of third party software installed on your computer this is very helpful in case you have problems with the computer and have to send the computer information for support
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Computer History Viewer 1.1 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
Computer History Viewer - Every time you surf the Internet or use other applications on your PC, traces of your activities linger on your hard drive.Each time that you type a URL in the address bar or click on a link in Internet Explorer browser, the URL address is automatically added to the history index file.With Computer History Viewer,you can find out all information from the history file on your computer, and displays the list of all URLs that you have visited in the last few days.Computer History Viewer could view Window's run history, open/save history, recent documents, User Assist History, Internet Explorer's cache, cookies, history, visited URLs, typed URLs, autocomplete memory, index.dat files, and much more.Double click the displayed item will directly open the URLs stored on your computer.
Latest Changes:
Save the found computer history.
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Publisher's Description:
Computer History Viewer - Every time you surf the Internet or use other applications on your PC, traces of your activities linger on your hard drive.Each time that you type a URL in the address bar or click on a link in Internet Explorer browser, the URL address is automatically added to the history index file.With Computer History Viewer,you can find out all information from the history file on your computer, and displays the list of all URLs that you have visited in the last few days.Computer History Viewer could view Window's run history, open/save history, recent documents, User Assist History, Internet Explorer's cache, cookies, history, visited URLs, typed URLs, autocomplete memory, index.dat files, and much more.Double click the displayed item will directly open the URLs stored on your computer.
Latest Changes:
Save the found computer history.
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Angel Writer 3.1
Publisher's Description:
Angel Writer - Angel Writer is a free text editor allowing you to create impressive documents that contain formatted text, graphics and tables. You can learn how to work with Angel Writer in five minutes since it is very similar to Microsoft Word.
A comfortable interface, small size and high performance rate – that is the text editor Angel Writer. Besides, Angel Writer has rich features for editing text and creating documents in various formats (TXT, RTF, HTML). And at last, Angel Writer is a free alternative. You can download and try this editor right now!
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Publisher's Description:
Angel Writer - Angel Writer is a free text editor allowing you to create impressive documents that contain formatted text, graphics and tables. You can learn how to work with Angel Writer in five minutes since it is very similar to Microsoft Word.
A comfortable interface, small size and high performance rate – that is the text editor Angel Writer. Besides, Angel Writer has rich features for editing text and creating documents in various formats (TXT, RTF, HTML). And at last, Angel Writer is a free alternative. You can download and try this editor right now!
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Windows XP Tweaks 1.0
Publisher's Description:
Windows XP Tweaks - Windows XP Tweaks will make Windows XP more responsive and less irritating by performing the following system tweaks:
* Loads the kernel (Windows XP system core) into physical memory instead of virtual memory - Note: Physical memory (RAM) is many times faster then virtual memory.
* Forces Windows XP to use more physical memory
* Disables the Indexing service - Improves Windows XP performance
* Disables the Messenger service - Removes annoying messenger popup advertisements
Windows XP Tweaks performs all the tweaks automatically when you install the program. No additional steps are required.
Once Windows XP Tweaks is installed, you can test the results by restarting your computer and launching a program that usually takes a long time to load. Once the program is loaded, close and re-open it. You should notice a boost in speed the second time the program is opened.
Windows XP Tweaks is not recommended if you are running either SQL Server or Internet Information Server (IIS). If you are not sure chances are you are not running them.
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Publisher's Description:
Windows XP Tweaks - Windows XP Tweaks will make Windows XP more responsive and less irritating by performing the following system tweaks:
* Loads the kernel (Windows XP system core) into physical memory instead of virtual memory - Note: Physical memory (RAM) is many times faster then virtual memory.
* Forces Windows XP to use more physical memory
* Disables the Indexing service - Improves Windows XP performance
* Disables the Messenger service - Removes annoying messenger popup advertisements
Windows XP Tweaks performs all the tweaks automatically when you install the program. No additional steps are required.
Once Windows XP Tweaks is installed, you can test the results by restarting your computer and launching a program that usually takes a long time to load. Once the program is loaded, close and re-open it. You should notice a boost in speed the second time the program is opened.
Windows XP Tweaks is not recommended if you are running either SQL Server or Internet Information Server (IIS). If you are not sure chances are you are not running them.
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Deskloops 2.0(Free)
Publisher's Description:Deskloops - Deskloops is a friendly little program that helps you view and organize all the open windows on your desktop. Deskloops automatically aligns your windows side by side into a virtual loop. Move your mouse to quickly spin the loop to the window you want. The drop-down Strip shows all your open windows as thumbnails. From the Strip, you can do anything with your loop: save, organize, edit, search and even e-mail it to others. You can see all your open windows anywhere anytime.
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Publisher's Description:Deskloops - Deskloops is a friendly little program that helps you view and organize all the open windows on your desktop. Deskloops automatically aligns your windows side by side into a virtual loop. Move your mouse to quickly spin the loop to the window you want. The drop-down Strip shows all your open windows as thumbnails. From the Strip, you can do anything with your loop: save, organize, edit, search and even e-mail it to others. You can see all your open windows anywhere anytime.
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File Splitz! 1.0.0 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
File Splitz! - File Splitz! is a freeware. Split any large files to any size specify. Allows splitting and rejoining any sized file, there are no limits in size of file. Splitter is able to handle very large parts.
Splitter can split any type of files. Splitter optionally deletes all pieces after rejoining of pieces.
Runs on all versions of Windows. Does not disturb Windows Registry.
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File Splitz! - File Splitz! is a freeware. Split any large files to any size specify. Allows splitting and rejoining any sized file, there are no limits in size of file. Splitter is able to handle very large parts.
Splitter can split any type of files. Splitter optionally deletes all pieces after rejoining of pieces.
Runs on all versions of Windows. Does not disturb Windows Registry.
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EmEditor Free
EmEditor is a free text editor for Windows that fully supports Unicode, enabling you to edit multiple languages. In addition to its stability, EmEditor features useful functions such as user configurable syntax highlighting, clickable URLs, drag and drop, search and replace with regular expressions. Designed for Windows XP. EmEditor supports syntax highlighting for many languages, including ASP, C++, C#, CSS, HTML, Java, JavaScript, and VBScript.
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EmEditor is a free text editor for Windows that fully supports Unicode, enabling you to edit multiple languages. In addition to its stability, EmEditor features useful functions such as user configurable syntax highlighting, clickable URLs, drag and drop, search and replace with regular expressions. Designed for Windows XP. EmEditor supports syntax highlighting for many languages, including ASP, C++, C#, CSS, HTML, Java, JavaScript, and VBScript.
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QuickStart 2.3.11(Free)
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QuickStart - QuickStart allows you to quickly find items in your Start Menu, Favorites, Recent Files, Desktop and History, that match a typed keyword. In addition, you can specify a custom directory, as well as file extensions to look for. Just type in the keyword and press enter to be presented with a list of items that match your entry - you can then select and launch the program, link or file by selecting it from the list.
This program is Freeware (no ads, no nag screens, no limitations).
Features:
Launch applications, url's, etc, by simply typing a keyword.
Automatically load keywords from the Start Menu, Favorites, etc.
Smart sort function that list recently used applications first.
Support for Firefox bookmarks.
Launch explorer by typing a directory or network path.
Runs in the system tray.
Define your own system hot-key.
Define your own custom search directories for keywords.
User defined ignore list for keywords.
Provides useful memory information.
Low physical memory warning.
Many configurable options.
Small memory foot print.
Latest Changes:
Bug fix on launch of batch files.
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Publisher's Description:
QuickStart - QuickStart allows you to quickly find items in your Start Menu, Favorites, Recent Files, Desktop and History, that match a typed keyword. In addition, you can specify a custom directory, as well as file extensions to look for. Just type in the keyword and press enter to be presented with a list of items that match your entry - you can then select and launch the program, link or file by selecting it from the list.
This program is Freeware (no ads, no nag screens, no limitations).
Features:
Launch applications, url's, etc, by simply typing a keyword.
Automatically load keywords from the Start Menu, Favorites, etc.
Smart sort function that list recently used applications first.
Support for Firefox bookmarks.
Launch explorer by typing a directory or network path.
Runs in the system tray.
Define your own system hot-key.
Define your own custom search directories for keywords.
User defined ignore list for keywords.
Provides useful memory information.
Low physical memory warning.
Many configurable options.
Small memory foot print.
Latest Changes:
Bug fix on launch of batch files.
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Registry Trash Keys Finder 3.7.3.3 (Free)
Publisher's Description:
Registry Trash Keys Finder - RTKF puts a powerful registry cleaning tool into your hands. It quickly finds unwanted registry data. You can safely strip out "orphaned" entries and other "rubbish" left behind by "trial" and other software. Most "uninstall" programs DO NOT really clean up after their parent programs. With RTKF you can streamline the registry and perhaps even improve Windows' speed and reliability. Registry "debris" from improper uninstallation routines is a major problem in Windows. RTKF helps users address this issue by giving them software that finally lets them take control of those sometimes "hidden" registry entries used by trial period software. Unfortunately this software has an annoying habit of leaving behind data which adds to the size of the registry. Install and then remove a few of these programs and you'll find your system getting slower and perhaps even crashing more. Removing these useless entries reduces Windows' memory needs and has other benefits as well.
Latest Changes:
Added Dutch language, search for unused file extensions, optional shell command "Open in Regedit" for REG-files
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Publisher's Description:
Registry Trash Keys Finder - RTKF puts a powerful registry cleaning tool into your hands. It quickly finds unwanted registry data. You can safely strip out "orphaned" entries and other "rubbish" left behind by "trial" and other software. Most "uninstall" programs DO NOT really clean up after their parent programs. With RTKF you can streamline the registry and perhaps even improve Windows' speed and reliability. Registry "debris" from improper uninstallation routines is a major problem in Windows. RTKF helps users address this issue by giving them software that finally lets them take control of those sometimes "hidden" registry entries used by trial period software. Unfortunately this software has an annoying habit of leaving behind data which adds to the size of the registry. Install and then remove a few of these programs and you'll find your system getting slower and perhaps even crashing more. Removing these useless entries reduces Windows' memory needs and has other benefits as well.
Latest Changes:
Added Dutch language, search for unused file extensions, optional shell command "Open in Regedit" for REG-files
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Reset Internet Explorer 1.0(Free)
Reset Internet Explorer - Is your Internet Explorer having problems? Crashing, slow? Try Reset Internet Explorer, a FREE program which will reset Internet Explorer back to its original settings, fixing most problems. Give it a try, its free!
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Reset Internet Explorer - Is your Internet Explorer having problems? Crashing, slow? Try Reset Internet Explorer, a FREE program which will reset Internet Explorer back to its original settings, fixing most problems. Give it a try, its free!
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Fastmenu 3.2(Free)
Fastmenu - With Fastmenu its easy to start your programs without searching
them in the windows-startmenu. Runs quick and easy. Menus are saved in the program folder - so its easy to move or copy your menus to another computer. Have fun!
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Fastmenu - With Fastmenu its easy to start your programs without searching
them in the windows-startmenu. Runs quick and easy. Menus are saved in the program folder - so its easy to move or copy your menus to another computer. Have fun!
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Taskbar Button Manager 2.3
Taskbar Button Manager - Taskbar Button Manager is a simple utility that helps you arrange the buttons on your Windows taskbar in any way you want by using drag and drop. Moving your task buttons is very easy, no hotkey needed. In addition to drag and drop you can also use a special program window for moving the taskbar buttons. You can hide running programs too, so they don't show on your taskbar. The program works in all situations - even when the taskbar buttons are grouped or when the taskbar is not located in the standard bottom area of the screen.
Latest Changes:
A few minor bugs were solved.
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Taskbar Button Manager - Taskbar Button Manager is a simple utility that helps you arrange the buttons on your Windows taskbar in any way you want by using drag and drop. Moving your task buttons is very easy, no hotkey needed. In addition to drag and drop you can also use a special program window for moving the taskbar buttons. You can hide running programs too, so they don't show on your taskbar. The program works in all situations - even when the taskbar buttons are grouped or when the taskbar is not located in the standard bottom area of the screen.
Latest Changes:
A few minor bugs were solved.
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Smart Data Recovery 3.1 (Free)
Smart Data Recovery - Smart Data Recovery is an effective and powerful, easy-to-use software program that enables the recovery of lost data. Most similar data-restoring programs are expensive. Now, you can restore your important files absolutely for free. Smart Data Recovery is not only enables you to save money, but also save time, since the program works much faster than analogous software. Smart Data Recovery is compatible with almost all kinds of data storages – from computer hard drives to digital cameras. It also supports flash drives, USB drives, floppy disks, memory sticks, PC cards, multimedia cards, and secure digital cards. Smart Data Recovery is able to restore all sorts of files, including electronic documents and pictures. It restores files from FAT32 and NTFS hard drives, has really simple interface and is compatible with Windows operations systems. Even if the partition table is lost, the program gives you a chance to retrieve your important files! Our aim is to prevent information loss, and prevent you from wasting your time and money. For different reasons, important documents and user files are sometimes lost. Without a recovery tool for documents and files, this may become a huge problem (one that leads to considerable inconveniences, and requires expensive solutions). Smart Data Recovery applies a simple yet powerful algorithm, which allows to restore your lost data quickly and effectively. Smart Data Recovery can recover any deleted files, including MS Office files, images, mp3 and zip files! Download Free Data Recovery now!The software easily recovers data from hard disks, digital cameras, and any type of storage media - flash drives, USB drives, memory stick, PC card, multimedia card and secure digital card! Updated and improved edition of Smart Data Recovery runs on Windows NT/2000/XP/2003.
Latest Changes:
Multilingual interface: English, German, Spanish, French, Italian
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Smart Data Recovery - Smart Data Recovery is an effective and powerful, easy-to-use software program that enables the recovery of lost data. Most similar data-restoring programs are expensive. Now, you can restore your important files absolutely for free. Smart Data Recovery is not only enables you to save money, but also save time, since the program works much faster than analogous software. Smart Data Recovery is compatible with almost all kinds of data storages – from computer hard drives to digital cameras. It also supports flash drives, USB drives, floppy disks, memory sticks, PC cards, multimedia cards, and secure digital cards. Smart Data Recovery is able to restore all sorts of files, including electronic documents and pictures. It restores files from FAT32 and NTFS hard drives, has really simple interface and is compatible with Windows operations systems. Even if the partition table is lost, the program gives you a chance to retrieve your important files! Our aim is to prevent information loss, and prevent you from wasting your time and money. For different reasons, important documents and user files are sometimes lost. Without a recovery tool for documents and files, this may become a huge problem (one that leads to considerable inconveniences, and requires expensive solutions). Smart Data Recovery applies a simple yet powerful algorithm, which allows to restore your lost data quickly and effectively. Smart Data Recovery can recover any deleted files, including MS Office files, images, mp3 and zip files! Download Free Data Recovery now!The software easily recovers data from hard disks, digital cameras, and any type of storage media - flash drives, USB drives, memory stick, PC card, multimedia card and secure digital card! Updated and improved edition of Smart Data Recovery runs on Windows NT/2000/XP/2003.
Latest Changes:
Multilingual interface: English, German, Spanish, French, Italian
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iKnow Process Scanner 1.0.1(Free)
Wealthtech Co. announced the release of the iKNOW PROCESS SCANNER, integrated with a powerful online database of Windows' processes. iKNOW PROCESS SCANNER is a free effective tool for getting information on running processes that you can encounter in Windows. With it's intuitive interface, user can get the information about almost any process with just a couple mouse clicks.
It's not a secret that today even the best antivirus software cannot find 100% of harmful programs. About 20% of such programs remain undetected. Even a single virus may be enough to corrupt some of your important files. So, is there any hope for an average Joe User, when even the biggest giants of antivirus industry can not cope with the rate of the problem? There certainly is! You should simply stay alert and know what's going on inside your PC!
With the help of iKNOW PROCESS SCANNER you will always be aware of what's going on in your system! iKNOW PROCESS SCANNER was made with a security in mind. It allows to automatically search for suspicious processes. Just by a single mouse click user can get a list of processes with everything suspicious or dangerous clearly marked. A great feature is a process launch history. If there is a new process in your system and you are absolutely sure that you did not install any new software recently, there is a high probability that you've got some sort of spyware running. And you will be able to detect it in just a second. The process database is updated daily and the program is absolutely free for use!
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Wealthtech Co. announced the release of the iKNOW PROCESS SCANNER, integrated with a powerful online database of Windows' processes. iKNOW PROCESS SCANNER is a free effective tool for getting information on running processes that you can encounter in Windows. With it's intuitive interface, user can get the information about almost any process with just a couple mouse clicks.
It's not a secret that today even the best antivirus software cannot find 100% of harmful programs. About 20% of such programs remain undetected. Even a single virus may be enough to corrupt some of your important files. So, is there any hope for an average Joe User, when even the biggest giants of antivirus industry can not cope with the rate of the problem? There certainly is! You should simply stay alert and know what's going on inside your PC!
With the help of iKNOW PROCESS SCANNER you will always be aware of what's going on in your system! iKNOW PROCESS SCANNER was made with a security in mind. It allows to automatically search for suspicious processes. Just by a single mouse click user can get a list of processes with everything suspicious or dangerous clearly marked. A great feature is a process launch history. If there is a new process in your system and you are absolutely sure that you did not install any new software recently, there is a high probability that you've got some sort of spyware running. And you will be able to detect it in just a second. The process database is updated daily and the program is absolutely free for use!
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Free Keylogger King 1.3
Imagine you are writing an e-mail message. Then you click a wrong button or your e-mail client hangs and you have to write the same text from scratch. Sounds familiar? With Free Keylogger King, you will never lose any of your text, whether it was typed in an e-mail client, a text editor, an on-line form or anywhere else. This free program logs everything you type. Get your passwords, registration keys and other info safely logged!
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Imagine you are writing an e-mail message. Then you click a wrong button or your e-mail client hangs and you have to write the same text from scratch. Sounds familiar? With Free Keylogger King, you will never lose any of your text, whether it was typed in an e-mail client, a text editor, an on-line form or anywhere else. This free program logs everything you type. Get your passwords, registration keys and other info safely logged!
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Password Recover 1.0 (Free)
Password Recover - Password Recover is a utility that allows you to view password fields. For example, let's say that you forget what your FTP password is. If you use FlashFXP, the Site Manager dialog shows you the password in an Edit field. However, it is shown as a row of asterisks. Using Password Recover you can uncover that lost password, simply start the program that contains the forgotten password as well as Password Recover. Then, drag the "Spy" Icon from Password Recover over the "***" field and Password Recover will display the password.
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Password Recover - Password Recover is a utility that allows you to view password fields. For example, let's say that you forget what your FTP password is. If you use FlashFXP, the Site Manager dialog shows you the password in an Edit field. However, it is shown as a row of asterisks. Using Password Recover you can uncover that lost password, simply start the program that contains the forgotten password as well as Password Recover. Then, drag the "Spy" Icon from Password Recover over the "***" field and Password Recover will display the password.
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Simplyzip 1.1b64 (Free)
Simplyzip - Simplyzip is a multi archiver in english/german/swedish/italian at this time. Can Open: ZIP, CZIP, ACE, CAB, RAR, TAR, GZIP, LZH,BZ2,SQX, RS,UUE,XXE,BASE64,UCL,ARJ,ZLIB, RPM, DEB,7-ZIP Create: 7z,ZIP,CZIP,Cab,LHA,TAR,TAR GZ TAR BZ2,ACE (optionale DLL), Deepfreezer SQX, UCL, RS, ZIP-SFX/LHA-SFX and RAR-SFX UUE/XXE ZLIB and Base64. This program is FREEWARE. Further features: MULTI-ZIP.Backup to disk (CD or so). ZIP-REPAIR and some other think. With filecryption: Rijndael/Twofish (256 bit keysize) + Blowfish (448 bit keysize)
Latest Changes:
New DLL Unlha32. Drag and Drop improvement
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Simplyzip - Simplyzip is a multi archiver in english/german/swedish/italian at this time. Can Open: ZIP, CZIP, ACE, CAB, RAR, TAR, GZIP, LZH,BZ2,SQX, RS,UUE,XXE,BASE64,UCL,ARJ,ZLIB, RPM, DEB,7-ZIP Create: 7z,ZIP,CZIP,Cab,LHA,TAR,TAR GZ TAR BZ2,ACE (optionale DLL), Deepfreezer SQX, UCL, RS, ZIP-SFX/LHA-SFX and RAR-SFX UUE/XXE ZLIB and Base64. This program is FREEWARE. Further features: MULTI-ZIP.Backup to disk (CD or so). ZIP-REPAIR and some other think. With filecryption: Rijndael/Twofish (256 bit keysize) + Blowfish (448 bit keysize)
Latest Changes:
New DLL Unlha32. Drag and Drop improvement
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Friday, 16 February 2007
Easy File Joiner 1.2
Easy File Joiner - Easy File Joiner is a simple software to join files. If you have downloaded parts of a larger file or want to combine multiple text or MPG files this tool is for you. Easy File Joiner only works with files with no header information, so joining formats such as MP3, AVI, BMP, JPEG will not work, you would have to use other products. Drag and grop interface is supported.
Latest Changes:
minor fixes
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Easy File Joiner - Easy File Joiner is a simple software to join files. If you have downloaded parts of a larger file or want to combine multiple text or MPG files this tool is for you. Easy File Joiner only works with files with no header information, so joining formats such as MP3, AVI, BMP, JPEG will not work, you would have to use other products. Drag and grop interface is supported.
Latest Changes:
minor fixes
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Snap Backup 4.4
Snap Backup - Snap backup makes it easy to frequently backup and archive your valuable data. The first time you run Snap Backup, you configure where your data files reside and where to create backup files. You can also specify an archive location, such as a USB drive or a Zip drive, for storing backup files. Snap Backup automatically puts the current date in the backup file name, alleviating you from the tedious task of renaming your backup file every time you backup. The backup files are standard compressed files that can be read by any of the popular zip programs.
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Snap Backup - Snap backup makes it easy to frequently backup and archive your valuable data. The first time you run Snap Backup, you configure where your data files reside and where to create backup files. You can also specify an archive location, such as a USB drive or a Zip drive, for storing backup files. Snap Backup automatically puts the current date in the backup file name, alleviating you from the tedious task of renaming your backup file every time you backup. The backup files are standard compressed files that can be read by any of the popular zip programs.
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RunIt! 2.0
RunIt! - RunIt! enables you to add files, websites and programs to your RunIt! index, all according to keywords you selected, so it is easy for you to remember how to find that file, then with a press of hotkeys (also assigned by you), you're able to run it or perform a websearch in one of the following search engines: Google, Yahoo! or MSN. RunIt! also allows you to index your related files, simply by adding a common keyword to all of them. For example, you can add the keyword "games" to every game you add to the index, thus when you type "games" in the run program module, you will recieve a list of all games added to index. RunIt! also integrates itself to your system shell, so that you can add items to your index simply by right-clicking them and choosing "Add to RunIt!" from your right-click menu.
Latest Changes:
RunIt! version 2.0 features a built-in e-mail notifyer and automated Common Software Wizard
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RunIt! - RunIt! enables you to add files, websites and programs to your RunIt! index, all according to keywords you selected, so it is easy for you to remember how to find that file, then with a press of hotkeys (also assigned by you), you're able to run it or perform a websearch in one of the following search engines: Google, Yahoo! or MSN. RunIt! also allows you to index your related files, simply by adding a common keyword to all of them. For example, you can add the keyword "games" to every game you add to the index, thus when you type "games" in the run program module, you will recieve a list of all games added to index. RunIt! also integrates itself to your system shell, so that you can add items to your index simply by right-clicking them and choosing "Add to RunIt!" from your right-click menu.
Latest Changes:
RunIt! version 2.0 features a built-in e-mail notifyer and automated Common Software Wizard
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EASEUS Disk Copy 1.0 (Free)
EASEUS Disk Copy - Free high-speed sector to sector disk copy software for hard disk. EASEUS Disk Copy utility offers a very fast and easy way to copy all or part of a hard drive to another hard drive.
EASEUS Disk Copy can create an exact (Mirror Image, Disk to Disk) copy of your old disk, including the operating system, applications, personal preferences, custom settings, and all of your vital data. Disk Copy can be used for backup, cloning, or Upgrading your original small hard drive to a new larger drive. Anyway, it can backup Anything from old hard drive including deleted, lost files and inaccessible data. Essential Utility for Disaster Recovery.
Systems lose all their vital programs and files during a disaster or unplanned upgrade. Now there is a simple, safe way to copy and backup all of your hard drive onto another removable media or drive. It works fast and powerfully to make an exact copy of your data. It is an automatic data cloning tool which is compatible with all IDE hard drives. It makes a copy of sector to sector leaving out no scope of missing out any data. It creates a mirror image of your old disk onto your new media. This includes everything from your operating system to your files, custom settings and small or big applications.
If your hard drive is working slowly, reads errors or causing any other issues with Windows you will need to upgrade it or back it up. Detect these signs and prepare for the worst with the freeware - EASEUS Disk Copy utility.
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EASEUS Disk Copy - Free high-speed sector to sector disk copy software for hard disk. EASEUS Disk Copy utility offers a very fast and easy way to copy all or part of a hard drive to another hard drive.
EASEUS Disk Copy can create an exact (Mirror Image, Disk to Disk) copy of your old disk, including the operating system, applications, personal preferences, custom settings, and all of your vital data. Disk Copy can be used for backup, cloning, or Upgrading your original small hard drive to a new larger drive. Anyway, it can backup Anything from old hard drive including deleted, lost files and inaccessible data. Essential Utility for Disaster Recovery.
Systems lose all their vital programs and files during a disaster or unplanned upgrade. Now there is a simple, safe way to copy and backup all of your hard drive onto another removable media or drive. It works fast and powerfully to make an exact copy of your data. It is an automatic data cloning tool which is compatible with all IDE hard drives. It makes a copy of sector to sector leaving out no scope of missing out any data. It creates a mirror image of your old disk onto your new media. This includes everything from your operating system to your files, custom settings and small or big applications.
If your hard drive is working slowly, reads errors or causing any other issues with Windows you will need to upgrade it or back it up. Detect these signs and prepare for the worst with the freeware - EASEUS Disk Copy utility.
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Bootpart 2.60
Bootpart - BootPart is an easy tool for adding one partition in the Windows NT multi boot menu (by samples, OS/2 boot manager or Linux partition).
Bootpart 2.60 is compatible with Windows NT, Windows 2000 and Windows XP.
BOOTPART lets you add partitions in the Windows NT/2K/XP Multiboot menu. Usually, you only have an MSDOS or Windows 95 entry and one (or several) entries on the Windows NT multiboot.
With BOOTPART, you can add any partition on the menu. You can add OS/2 Multiboot, or Linux Partition (with Lilo) in the menu.
You can also restore the Dos, Windows 95/98/Me or NT Bootloader boot sector on Fat partition.
BOOTPART creates a 512 bytes file which contains an image of a boot sector that loads the boot sector of the partition. After, this file is declared in C:\BOOT.INI (a text file used by Windows NT boot menu). The boot sector comes from FDFormat and WinImage.
The version 2.60 has now very cool feature : repair Windows NT loader boot sector on Fat partition (but Bootpart cannot the repair under Windows NT/2K/XP), easily add both MS-Dos 6.22 and Windows 95 in boot menu, support FAT32 and disk over 4 GB, and LBA addressing...
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Bootpart - BootPart is an easy tool for adding one partition in the Windows NT multi boot menu (by samples, OS/2 boot manager or Linux partition).
Bootpart 2.60 is compatible with Windows NT, Windows 2000 and Windows XP.
BOOTPART lets you add partitions in the Windows NT/2K/XP Multiboot menu. Usually, you only have an MSDOS or Windows 95 entry and one (or several) entries on the Windows NT multiboot.
With BOOTPART, you can add any partition on the menu. You can add OS/2 Multiboot, or Linux Partition (with Lilo) in the menu.
You can also restore the Dos, Windows 95/98/Me or NT Bootloader boot sector on Fat partition.
BOOTPART creates a 512 bytes file which contains an image of a boot sector that loads the boot sector of the partition. After, this file is declared in C:\BOOT.INI (a text file used by Windows NT boot menu). The boot sector comes from FDFormat and WinImage.
The version 2.60 has now very cool feature : repair Windows NT loader boot sector on Fat partition (but Bootpart cannot the repair under Windows NT/2K/XP), easily add both MS-Dos 6.22 and Windows 95 in boot menu, support FAT32 and disk over 4 GB, and LBA addressing...
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