Never Marry a Software Engineer

HUSBAND - HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.

WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE DRESS.

HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING

HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, BORT,RETRY,CANCEL.

WIFE - OH GOD !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.

HUSBAND - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME
TIME.

WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO
SOME SHOPPING.

HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.

WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.

HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.

HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.

WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS
MORNING.

HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS ,, >TO REBOOT.

WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS

HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.

WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR
RECEPTIONIST.

HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.

WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.

HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.

WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.

HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.

WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.

HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT
WILL CLOSE.

WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.

HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR
ANOTHER >USER.

WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU

HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.

WIFE - I AM GOING

HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.