A Srilankan

A Srilankan dies and goes to hell. There he finds
that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do
they do here?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric
chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of
nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so
he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as
the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that
they are all more or less the same as the German
hell.

Then he comes to the Srilankan hell and finds that
there is a very long line of people waiting to get
in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He is
told "First they put you in an electric chair for an
hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another
hour. Then the Srilankan devil comes in and whips you
for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other
hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric
chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails
from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant,
so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the
canteen..."