Why do boys go to temples

Q: Why do boys go to temples?

Ans: Because temple is the only place where you can find Pooja, Bhakti, Bhawana, Shradha, Aarti, Archna, Aaradhna, Laxmi, Jyoti…


Make me feel like a wife

A girl remove her jeans and threw it at her boyfriendAnd said, “Make me feel like a wife”

Boy removed his jeans too, threw it at his Girl friendand said “wash both of these”.


Penny in a minute

A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds.
He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to god.
“God”, he said, “how long is a million years?”
God answered, “in my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”
The man asked, “god, how much is a million dollars?”
God answered, “to me, it’s a penny.”
The man then asked, “god, can i have a penny?”
God answered, “in a minute.”

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:

1.Too many questions.
2.Difficult to understand.
3.More explanation is needed.
4.Result is always fail!