Plan For Future

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.


Difference between stress, tension and panic

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.


Why you’re dying of AIDS?

A man is dying of cancer:

His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”

Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”


Choosing career is like chosing wife

Choosing career is like chosing wife from 10 girlfriends,
Even if u pick most beautiful, most intelligent, kindest woman,
There’s still pain of loosing 9



Chinese died

Chinese was in the hospital, Santa went to meet him.
Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU CHU” & died.
Santa went to China to know the meaning, it was - IDIOT, REMOVE UR FOOT FROM MY OXYGN PIPE.