I was a fool

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”

The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”



Boyfriend,lovers and husbands

Boyfriends are like panipuri,
Tastes good anytime.

Lovers r like PIZZAS,
Hot & spicy, eaten frequently.

Husbands r like Dal RICE,
eaten when there is no choice…


Someone killed somebody

Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.

Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.

Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.

Mad: Hey police someon killed somebody.

Policeman: Are u mad.

Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.


Both doesn´t exists

Q: Do u know the similarity between DINOSAURS and DECENT GIRLS?
A: Both doesn’t exists.


Room mate Kumar

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar’s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.


Doctor, I´ve a problem

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’


Oh my lovely

I need you…
I love you…
I can’t go anywhere without you…
Oh my lovely…
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Shoes !