Love marriage and arranged marriage

Its funny when people discuss over
Love marriage and arranged marriage
It is like asking a person if he would
Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.


They would be married man too

Bachelors know more about women than married men,
If they didn’t, they would be married too.


Wife will give you free

A Psychiatrist is a person who will give you
Expensive answers that your
Wife will give you for free.


What r made in hell?

If marriages r made in heaven,
then what r made in hell?
Ans : The days after marriage.


Husband and wife are like tyres

Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle.
If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further.
So intelligent men always carry a stepny with them.